December 2010
How to get out of a speeding ticket
leeshirley:
lastchristmasigaveyoumyheart:
fromtheswelling:
jennaynguyeen:
azncopyright:
adjacenttothepig:
alwaysblazin:
-everyrosehasitsthorn:
papaspewperazzi:
(via sofapizza)
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and...”
– Dr. Seuss (via ohmygrayson)
slavestomediocrity-deactivated2 asked: wait. i actually understood that. so do you plan on exposing your interesting mistake through your essay about the mistake of writing an essay about your most interesting mistake?
I relish the fact that you mustard the strength to ketchup with me.
:]
slavestomediocrity-deactivated2 asked: wait. i actually understood that. so do you plan on exposing your interesting mistake through your essay about the mistake of writing an essay about your most interesting mistake?
The middle finger is boring. You need to put more...
paolofosho:
I would bitch slap you, but that would be...
wtfrancheska:
shi-obsessions:
chinesepollen:
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When people look at you when you're eating.
You’re looking at them like:
Yes bitch?
new laptoppp
so it’s not that great of a laptop, but it’s just something i can use instead of my crappy old one for a while. i was doing college apps on my old laptop when my mommy comes by and goes, “let’s go get you a new one.” nothing was wrong with it, but i wasn’t about to complain about getting a new laptop. so i got my christmas gift about 4 days early and i’m...
day 27.
27. Name and shame -someone’s status/someone in general on Facebook that makes you cringe.
this is such a random thing to write about. i guess just any status update/wall post that’s TMI is cringeworthy? yeah i don’t really get this
-andrewyeam.
leeshirley:
The 4 biggest lies ever told: 1) I’m fine 2) Seriously, I don’t like anyone 3) I swear that was my last piece of gum. 4) I have read and I agree to the Terms & Conditions
smart girl haha
Turritopsis Nutricula (Immortal Jellyfish)
i know this is random, but i thought it was really cool when i read this!
Turritopsis typically reproduces the old-fashioned way, by the meeting of free-floating sperm and eggs. And most of the time they die the old-fashioned way too.
But when starvation, physical damage, or other crises arise, “instead of sure death,[Turritopsis] transforms all of its existing cells into a younger...
day 26.
26. 5 things within touching distance right now.
1. my cellphone
2. ipoooooooood.
3. geeeta
4. stuffed animal wayaleee
5. cup of waterrr
6. plate of apple slicess
7. water bottle
8. calculatoooor
9. glasses
10. special shoebox
-andrewyeam.
day 25.
25. Someone you’d like to be for a day and why.
i’d like to be any girl in the world. girls are so evil and conniving that sometimes you have to wonder how innate those skills of deceit are. if they aren’t evil, then they’re just blissfully ignorant, which is also an interesting case! sometimes you just end up wondering how a person could be so dense or stubborn. plus if i...
day 24.
24. 5 turn-ons and 5 turn-offs.
Turn-ons:
1. i know this is like creepy, but i like the smell of girls’ hair? like when i’m like sitting with a girl and like i can smell the shampoo in her hair haha. it’s not really a turn-on i guess, but it’s something i like?
2. chubby cheeks! i love girls with chubby cheeks haha<3
3. smart girls! i honestly think that like girls...
day 23.
23. 5 things you want to change.
on a global level:
1. poverty&living conditions in 3rd world countries
2. get rid of AIDS/cancer
3. terrorism
4. children trafficking
5. just warfare in generall
about me:
1. laziness! oh what a terrible feature D:
2. constant wavering resolution- i always chicken out of saying something i want to say
3. ^ i guess this also works for when i wanna...
re-post : post 100
i’m not sure what happened to my last “post 100”, but i guess this will doo
100th post.
woo
