January 2011
When you tell someone something, but they don't...
dreamalittlelarger:
When someone takes your phone..
At first you’re like..
then they start going through your pictures and texts & you’re like…
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
aeliza-eedos:
followlorenaon:
Ahahaahaahaahahahahhahahahahah :D
when parents ask you ...
oneia:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
infinitelydivine:
swallowbitch-peoplearestarving:
HAHAH i’m absolutely positive bitches will be tripping with orange juice
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for...
umemah-deactivated20110402 asked: true..
When my friends say "I remember when you...
I’m like…
Reblog if you're procrastinating right now.
When you lose your phone and it's on silent.
courtneyn8:
heartbreaksdontbreakeven:
My exact reaction..
teach me how to snuggie, teach me, teach me how to...
laurensixx:urbanamore:
You are now in the...
"You're too gorgeous to be single."
keepthisheart:
drapetomania:
And you’re too ugly to be flirting with me.
What you see on your dashboard.
When you see porn shit:
When you see cute couples:
When you see an amazing post:
When you see depressing posts:
When you see tumblr famous people:
When you see someone so beautiful:
When you see annoying posts that piss you off:
When tumblr says “we’ll be right back”:
When you have to leave:
When you see drama:
AND when tumblr is dead you go:
Guys who think bragging about failing highschool...
leeshirley:
lalalaboom-:
Yes, because a girl wants to date someone who is going nowhere in life.
HAHAHAHAHAH YES YES YES YES. LISTEN UP BOYS
Watchserawrznomz:
kyleezekiel:
jenellesaywhaaat:
D’awwwwh<3
How sweet..
why must filipinos be so sweet <3 JEALOUS XD
oh my god
absolute-surrender:
leonchen:
OMG THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET
lol dayumm
this is pathetic
THIS BITCH
when i try to look sexily into someone's eyes
daphneemarie:
Expectation: Reality:
Laughed way too hard at this.
"Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese."
canninuscunnilingus:
Well what the fuck were you using before?
I should create a facebook account called "No one"...
lustlovee:
aaliyahnguyen:
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
andthemachine:
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a...
It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this...
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm fucking...
theomniscientwang:
